"Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!"
Shocked! Shocking! Never in million years did I ever believe there would be voter fraud in my own backyard. I have just learned that two votes were tampered with in a very unsavory fashion. No words can explain the betrayal I feel. I was just so thrilled that I had loyal readers who cared, really cared about my cause.
"It was only a couple of phone calls...no money was exchanged...no promises made!" she wailed in a feeble attempt to justify her actions.
I don't know if it was alcohol induced or just plain guilt, but Miriam fessed up to the devious plot to derail Christmas in June!
Crime may not pay but guilt will. Tomorrow we go shopping $$$. 'Nuff said.
Ahhh, the truth always prevails.
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